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Emma's CORRECT Fairy Tales Zine

Emma's CORRECT Fairy Tales Zine

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EMMAS CORRECT NURSERY RHYMES

Their Highness of Contradictions (and Cutlery), has decreed that Mother Goose is a criminal and rewritten the established version of some of the most popular child hood tales of her time. She claims she is correcting them. I call it historical vandalism.

The Court is proud (or whatever) to announce that Princess Emma’s CORRECT nursery rhymes will be included in the first round of Bunny’s Recursive Mailer, which goes out to paid subscribers on May 30th (whether they like it or not).

Percy requires me to state that Emma’s books are for exceptional children and wittyy adults with colorful imaginations. Parental discretion is advised prior to involving children in The Court. You were warned.

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