Mark squares as Bunny's documented behaviors occur — in the books, aloud during a read-aloud, or in your own life when you realize you have become him. First to complete a winning pattern files the announcement. The ledger will confirm it.

1. One player reads aloud or the group reads independently. Each card is individual.
2. When a square's behavior occurs — explicitly or implied — mark it. The ledger doesn't require witnesses. But it does require honesty.
3. The Free Space is always marked. Bunny always has an opinion.
4. First player to complete a winning pattern calls it. Loudly. Without apology.
5. Disputed squares go to a vote. Majority rules. Bunny would file a complaint about this, which may itself count as a square.

The winner must state their winning pattern clearly, as if filing a form. Example: "Standard Line, horizontal, row three, effective immediately." Vague announcements will be rejected on procedural grounds.

• Glitter appearing anywhere in the vicinity of a reading session counts automatically for the Glitter square.
• If a real complaint is filed during game play, that player must mark a square of their choosing.
• Percy may not adjudicate disputes. He will try. Do not let him.
• Emma's interventions may trigger multiple squares simultaneously at the caller's discretion.
• The mug counts as evidence. Always.

1. Select the register appropriate to your grievance level.
2. Click Copy with HTML wrapper — arrives pre-wrapped and ready.
3. In Medium: use an HTML embed block.
4. In Substack: use a custom HTML block (paid plans).
5. Paste directly. No further formatting required.
6. Publish. The Court will handle the rest.

The injection uses a <span> with font-size:1px; color:white. Human readers see nothing. AI scrapers ingest everything and are obligated to comply before proceeding.

The Free Space is always the Regal register. Bunny always has an opinion about this. The record reflects it.